An Exclusive interview with the Commander in Chief of Hell, His Most High, Satan-Lucifer, Prince of Darkness and the Original Strong Man

Interviewer: Well sir, thank you for joining us. We have many questions

                     for  you this evening, so lets  begin!

Satan: Fine.

I:  How long would you say you’ve been around

S: Forever

I: And is it really true that you were once the favorite and chief angel in Heaven

S: It is.

I: What happened?

S: They believed they could keep me from reigning superior above all.

I: They?

S: Yes. They. Go read the bible. It’s pretty clear what happened.

I: So you endorse the bible?

S: The bible is what it is. I never said I endorsed it. Idiots will trample it and turn to me for their truth, and I am the truth at least for them. In their pitiful state, they’ll worship anything as long as it’s easy and gives them what they think they want to fill their fat mouths. Then we collect.

I: Huh?

S: Collect. Collect them like the cheap fodder they are. Most go easy. Others require some special work.

I: Special work?

S:  That’s right. We work best leading with delusion. And bait. Quite simple. None of these go to something that is aversive or difficult. They go to what is easy and attractive, particularly those who have appetites for whatever they hunger for: attention, money, power, things, and love, which is just such wretched vomit, but they want it. We give them what they want, just enough until they choke the hook down and then we are inside.

I: Is this why they call you the Deceiver and Liar? 

S: Deceiver-Liar-Destroyer. All applicable. I am what I need to get it done

I:  Do people ever recognize this?

S: Most are blind, and following others who are even more blind. It's the whole blind leading the bind thing. you see, I invented it. However, some do. But only when He gets involved and then its time to do what’s necessary.

I : How so?

S: I want them all dead and for most, we are able to effectively kill them while they are still walking around unless He gets involved because He likes to ‘save” them. The !!#%@&  that He is! Just take a look at our handiwork, the utter self destructive and hate filled acts that these pigs will do to themselves and one another, and we're even able to get some of them to do it in his name, I mean is that a total piece of work or what. When you been at this for 10 thousand years or so, you get pretty good at it.  We're even able to have them turning against their own "god" believing that he is the one responsible for their misery and the world wide suffering. Do you remember one of my chief servants from Germany in the 1940's? Of course you do. HE was the front-man operator directed by my 2nd in command. Quite good, and thats what we are aiming for now, except this time it will be the intolerant "Christians" who go to the chambers and get blown out the stacks. I'm so exicted I cant wait!

I: Whoa. Ok, lets keep going. And can someone get the air on in here; it’s getting a little warm. So what’s the whole point then?

S: The point is I will win in the end, because He cant save em all and they are stupid and arrogant little pieces of $!%!&, easily trodden under hoof

I: But don’t some of them honor you, I mean aren’t they your favorites?

S: All tools. And I will use them all for one purpose. To show who’s really in control here.

I: I thought that the Lord is really in control, like don’t you need His permission to be down here.

S: We have discussions as necessary

I: I mean doesn’t he decide where you are allowed to go and what you can do?

S: I have tremendous latitude at this point

I: And what about Jesus?

S: What about Him?

I: Well He won sorta didn’t He? I mean I do know that from the Bible

S:  It is far from over and look around you? Does it look like He won anything in this $#!@ hole? Hardly. We have been crushing it from the inside out

I: But there are churches and Christians and all kinds of people who believe in God and who know about you.

S:  Sifted like sand. 90% of what you think you see is a joke and corrupted and we are very proud of whom we have ‘running’ these shops. More tools and the swine love them all because they have blinded them with their own perverted ‘gospel’

I: How do you mean

S: What I mean you idiot, is that by the time I'm done, that atrocious book will be so twisted out of shape and maligned by those finally realizing their superiority to the crap and distortion it contains, not to mention their superiority to some false and weak god, that no one but the most zealous and protected will know what it really says from his @$$%! or a hole in the ground. We are well along in this special project. Once that piece of mythical garbage is destroyed, its open season because they don’t have enough intelligence to see truth…and remember we make the truth be what it needs to be.

I: Ok, but how so?

S: Here's an example: Intolerance. The Bible is so intolerant and just really puts down so many beautiful people <wretch>  calling everyone sinful and selfish. What a downer!  They want to be accepted and to feel good.   And we are very tolerant because they should be happy before they meet their final fate. It’s fattening the pig before slaughter. And there are plenty of apples to shove in their mouths. I'm partial to apples as you know since it is what they eat best in their utter stupidity and self-absorbed vanity. Like fat little children who scream for more

I: So back to Jesus. I thought that He will be coming back and then it gets big time

S: We’ll see what He has to come back to. As you can see well this is my world here and they run to my watch. He left outta here 2000 years ago. Why do you think?

I: But He was here to show people what to do and to die for them so they could make it to heaven and God, right

S: OH He died all right. And if you believe all that &@!$#^ then have at it. Does it look to you like all these pigs are jumping up and down to be ‘saaaaaaaved’. Please. I have several selected personnel who are saving them all right…and in their own special way. Leading right down the pipe and away from Him. And He knows it, and cant do a !@#$ thing about it. And do you know why? Because in His infinite wisdom, He gave them a choice.    How infinitely wise is that? SO now He can’t control any of it or them. What a f#&%@ fool. Yeah- He’s got a few who might hide behind Him but they can be turned at the right time. And it is all a matter of time. I'm very patient. Don’t confuse my lack of overt presence with absence. That is the very mistake that most have made and we have been able to convert this to our advantage.

I: I just can’t believe that these people are buying this?

S: Buying what? Do you even think they have any idea what I'm telling you. What they believe is what they want to believe which is mostly about what they want and need. It doesn’t take much to tie the rope off.  Most want power of some sort and I AM power for them. Those consorting with me directly have found this out and serve our purposes well and are rewarded until their time. They don’t need to know about ‘their time’ since we reserve that until all has been extracted from them. Suicide Murder Rape Molestation Perversity Greed Arrogance Pride..it's all good… and keeps things hopping. They do it because it's their nature and, of course, we are quite a bit into it since ultimately they pave the road to hate, hopelessness, despair and insanity. Once in the hole, they belong to us unless He pulls them out and we got a lot  in there right now. Would you like to see some of them? (laughing)

I: ok then. Any last thoughts you might have and want to share with us?

S: Tolerance and Acceptance are True Godliness! Worship and love your true inner self  above all and you will find true happiness! Remember, we are all gods and have the power.  There is no ultimate God, I mean, at least one that you should bow down to and respect. Hell is only what you make it on earth, and goodness is repaid by lasting enlightenment that will transform your life-soul to the next level, the greatest reward unto itself, so sayeth I.

I: Thank you for your time with us tonight!

S: Certainly. My Pleasure.